he could back up a lil bit

I truly don’t understand having fake plants in the home as decor 🫠

Do you ever meet someone and think ‘wow I bet they look just like their mom’? Like some people just look like they’d look like their mom 🤷🏼‍♀️

So… did he ever answer a question or…?

I think I’m getting old bc thinking about learning how to use the new iPhone stresses me out

I’m sorry this Baby of Year contest is giving Kony 2012 🫣

There’s no time to be sad in Libra Season. You need to do your hair. You need on make up. You need to go shopping. You need to learn how to do nails and make waist beads. Your house needs new touches. You’re way too busy creating beauty to be sad, babe.

why do i get scared to post on my OWN instagram story Imao ?????????

“mom i threw up”

me when i say “okay” instead of arguing:

On vacation in Maui and my husband (30s) and father (late 50s) are playing catch in the backyard as if they are 12 years old. The youth men maintain 🤣

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

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He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Today and every day, let’s remember the importance of giving back and showing our gratitude to those who have given us so much.

PSA going into holiday card season! Your last name pluralized doesn’t need an apostrophe!!!!!

Why is no one talking about how horrible the Spotify Wrapped design is???

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They have little Timothee WORKING this press release 😮‍💨