#Breaking - About 100 goats are on the loose right now in a #Boise neighborhood. They are going house to house eating everything in sight. Nobody has a clue where they came from...updates to follow

Macron's face after trying Finnish coffee is my favorite kind of French despair

i (in a wheelchair) was just trapped *on* forbes ave by one of these robots, only days after their independent roll out. i can tell that as long as they continue to operate, they are going to be a major accessibility and safety issue. [thread] pittnews.com/article/149994…

A comedy in 3 acts. Act 1, Ted Cruz is outraged that anybody would use the term "Big Lie" against a domestic political opponent.

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Rowdy, and soaked in pedal steel and Lone Stars, the music of Cactus Lee exhibits Texas Music in a distilled form. For their first Lagniappe Session, they cover Don Nix, Bob Dylan, Buffalo Springfield, and Arlo Guthrie. aquariumdrunkard.com/2021/10/04/the…

I thought it was pretty strange that the Dilbert guy had a gun pulled on him five times. But now it’s starting to make more sense.

A fast-growing chicken chain has built a devoted staff by hiring people often passed over because of incarceration, drug addiction, or homelessness trib.al/BQZ1DOj

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for this

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

I believe he was heard to have uttered “Well, actually…” right before being eaten. x.com/Newsweek/statu…

After this week of chaos Trump obviously needs a chief of staff who is disciplined, experienced with a White House in crisis, and is feared by Republicans as much as they are respected by Democrats. There is only one choice. #Hillaryforchiefofstaff

I know of no greater love

Holy cow—if you like fantasy maps, spend some time looking at New Orleans. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THIS CITY?! If this came in from a freelancer, there are half a dozen things that would raise my eyebrows.

Let me preface this by saying that in my work, I've run my fair share of ads on social media. (THREAD)

We made one

my HEART

Just so I’m clear, laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos right?