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My love by route 94 is one hella timeless tune that I will never get sick of

Me: “Just a quiet one tonight. I’ve got work in the morning.” Me at the cash machine at 3am:

Know your rights x

Mad to think super spreader Santa's just going chimney to chimney, house to house without having to show his PCR results, fuming x

Quite possibly the best sign I have seen before the day ends 😂

UK Netflix needs to update their catalogue. Finding something new to watch shouldn’t be this hard man

Someone’s changed her name on Wikipedia to Molly mae thatcher hahahahah

me 5 seconds after I load into minecraft

fully believe this is the funniest any human being has ever been

Throwback to when my Dad forgot I’m a Doctor

Once again for the fellas who don’t get it: If you were attacked by a dog you would of course know that not every dog will attack you. But you will never know which dogs will attack and which won’t, so you’d be wary of all dogs (now switch out ‘dogs’ for ‘men’)

I’m actually so over going out every weekend and getting drunk, defo not for me anymore there’s actually so much more to life than that

Selling Saturday and Sunday terminal v tickets looking for £80 could do them separate aswell

Still selling 1x terminal v weekend ticket, will sell for cheap need rid of x Terminal V

Just another day in Coatbridge 🤔🦙