im just a little guywhos tuckered out

rolling weed for seal team six call that a joint operation

google is DEVIOUS for just throwing those "hey google"'s around in their ads like mine isn't listening :/

i have the most beautiful and prettiest girlfriend of all time ever

im out here showing hole

facebook marketplace is an awesome platform for buying and selling stuff. however i want to brutally murder every person i interact with on it

told mia if she didn't win gulag i'd break up with her

all the film bros gonna have to denounce leo now lmfao

would it be considered dickriding if i paid my rent a day early

i wanna get into an altercation

we have got to stop letting senile old men be in charge of things

burger bong

the queen been real quiet lately

need a porsche 911

the rest of the reindeer just switched up on rudolph and its never sat right with me

STOP WITH THE SPOTIFY WRAPPED NO ONE CARES DAWG ITS EMBARASSING

i'd rather mutilate myself than live in a major city

hissing at ppl the mall who get in our way

car guys need 2 stop idolizing paul walker, dude was dating a 16 year old at 33😭

this show woulda smelled crazy