Man, what's happened to #Disneyland? I hope it was unusual, but we waited in line for an hour *twice* for "attractions" that broke before we got on. No compensation.

My wife bought pre-ripped jeans because apparently 90s grunge is back in style, and I'm no less apopletectic about it now than I was 30 years ago. If the Spin Doctors make a comeback I'm just gonna give up. kristine garroway

Follow-up tweet for the amusement of my 3 followers. Wife just got one of the pre-ripped jeans holes stuck on a cabinet handle and nearly broke her ankle.

A collision led to a fight between the driver of a pickup and a Lyft driver on the EB 134 just east of the 5 freeway in Glendale. Two suspects ran across lanes and are hiding amongst the bushes and transient camps to evade the CHP. The Lyft driver was transporting a passenger.

Just saw this amazing car decal. המבין יבין

Who heard the brilliant (and fetching) kristine garroway on NPR this morning?

Any suggestions for lesser-known activities in Washington D.C that would interest bright 13yo and 11yo boys who love history? I'm taking Medius and Minimus later this month.

How in Sam Hill did Ted Williams not win the AL MVP in 1942? He won the triple crown! I just learned about this, and I'm outraged.

I know I'm supposed to be happy that I was thanked and dismissed as a potential juror this afternoon, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel a bit inadequate on account of it.

Just did my daily washing of peacock crap off my porch Supervisor Kathryn Barger. I'm including a picture of them on their way to crap on my roof all night. I was powerless to do anything about it, of course. Also, a shot of one about to damage my neighbor's car.

A week has passed, and still no word from the county's peacock police. I shall produce a daily haiku for Supervisor Kathryn Barger until they arrive to save me: Peacocks! Damn peacocks! More feculence on my porch. Alas, government.

For Supervisor Kathryn Barger Squawk, squawk, all night long. Pea poop plagues Pasadena. Shoot them, I cannot.

A peacock haiku for Supervisor Kathryn Barger : Foul smells and fowl sounds That's life in LA County Will it ever end?!

I found seasons 1-2 of Barry to be excellent. Season 3 was eh. Was season 4 anything other than pretentious, self-indulgent, nonsense, or am I just not smart enough to see the brilliance of it? I'm open to acknowledging the latter.

I worry that I ruined USC football. I began teaching there in 2008. But for a bad day in Corvalis, they would have won it all. Defense was unbelievable. Since then, its been a long slide into irrelevance. My apologies...

I'm begging my fellow Jews to cool it with the schtick about Chinese food on Christmas. It's played...

Kudos to #Lufthansa. When a late departure caused us to miss our connection in Munich, they rebooked us and arranged for free lodging and meals before we even landed.

Folks who'd known me only from Zoom routinely tell me I am taller than they expected when they meet me IRL. I'm only 6'0". Why do I seem like such a shorty online?

Life hack for my 133 followers: Unmarked single rider line on Space Mountain at Disneyland. You're welcome.

Going to Dunkin' tomorrow morning to reward a terrific commercial. Thanks for the shout out to Gen X!