Stuffed animal is mad at me because I am vacuum sealing her gf

Always been my Holmes as well.

this is the shit the Green Goblin mask would yell at Norman

this.

My wife has jury duty today.

“Butterfly in the sky, I’d like to see a bitch try~”

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That's another novel written.

every fucking day american politician: this is not a genocide israeli politician: this is a genocide :)

Deliberately attacking civilians. Attacking indiscriminately. Taking hostages. Reminder: the laws of war matter.

"thinning out the Gazan population" Israeli leaders have been loudly declaring their genocidal plans like bad comic villains and people want to pretend it's complicated.

𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🌚

...intriguing.

An incredible work by an amazing talent (and, lucky for me, a good friend of mine). Don't miss it!

Hey Domino's Pizza I just paid SIXTY BUCKS for a single large pizza and a medium order of chicken bites, and ended up waiting TWO HOURS TO GET IT. Called the store and was told "well, it's like that sometimes." Why should I order from you ever again? Why the hell should anyone?