Pre attending nerves

I feel more anxious as a new attending than I did as a new intern

Thank you for being kind to Elmo and all the people in your neighborhood. Elmo loves you.❤️

Farmers avoiding ER visits

Anyone know of a hospital or people involved in getting naltrexone IM injections for patients who want to cut down on drinking? Expensive med, but can potentially really help patients! Harm reduction saves lives!

Starting this attending gig has been exciting and stressful all at once. New state. New EMR. New team. I’m building trust from the ground up again. Residency had become comfortable. Now everything feels new - but I know that’s where growth happens!

someone should make a bot that turns bad take tweets and use them as prompts for AI images and it just quote tweets the images

Hell yea - occipital nerve block --> CVC placement the ultimate 2 for 1

Patients with Paget's disease get hearing loss after a while and I'm not really sure why and neither are you Something something little ear bones made of calcium

You treat keloids with intralesional steroids which sounds like straight up not a good time

As a PGY-8, I still believe that the most useful procedure one can learn during internal medicine residency is an ultrasound-guided IV.

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When that first attending check hits and you can pay off some credit cards and buy your kids raspberries

why don't we think of itch as a nerve problem?

I still remember campylobacter causes inflammatory diarrhea because of this sketchy video

whenever I see an EM dash I know chatGPT spit that out

Who made BVMs and was like “yeah let’s make them 1500 cc’s”

If you see a patient with a seizure and discharge from the ED - do you tell them they can’t drive for 6 months and put that in your note? Only if confirmed on EEG? What if it’s from EtOH withdrawal?

Ok I probably could have phrased this a little better