When millennials text "cray" instead of "crazy", I reply that they're just "lay" #reprint

I have made it a point to only type "IMO" and avoid using "IMHO" because I think it is disingenuous of me to suggest that I'm so HUMBLE, yet I believe people would give a shit about MY OPINION.

Hey so I know you think it's funny but just to be sure you're being a TOTAL asshole, I had to comb over previous post to make absolute sure that you are gaslighting. Nope you are the one putting those two words together. Finally I can block you

One of my pet peeves is when someone tries to act like they are defending a player against shade that wasn't thrown by anyone. Snot nosed kid coming up to the sideline and shouting, "Stop making the quarter back look bad guys! You have to catch the ball wherever he throws it!"

I think that people project onto those with power the things they would indulge in were they in that position. But people who think like you are actually less likely to get into power before they get caught.

I like the stock I like the rock

How does President Trump add income to his MSTR portfolio? He sells covfefe calls.

Must say that I have never felt underrated until now. You declared the GOAT prize for yourself? For that?

I have Larry on Blast notifications. It's so loud, he might become a Deaf Lepard. Hey, Larry .. I got 420K shares of the number two performer! (I guess there IS a second best LOL) Thank you, my friend.

I forgot how to spell IHOP, so I just Red Lobster.

This is a true story. Only the names were changed to protect the innocent.

I could never relax when I went camping as a kid because it was in tents.

Did you hear the one about the snail who drove a tiny sports car with the letter "S" painted on its hood? People would point and shout, "Hey, look at that S-Car go!"

Wait, does this mean it's now safe to tell Trump Jokes without being called a "libtard" ?

Am I worried? No. Did I mean to post a tweet with one word, "No"? No, I thought I was replying to Pete Hegseth in a Signal chat.

"The issuance and sale of the STRC Stock is scheduled to settle on July 29, 2025, subject to customary closing conditions." saylor is waiting for his money.

I sure hope so. I tend to stay out of the in-person gatherings so I have never actually spoken with him. With the reputation as a "time traveler" and the history of the accurate prediction(s), I keep any explanations to myself. Maybe I could share them with him, given some

If one wanted to donate appreciated Bitcoin to a not-for-profit organization of their own creation, where would they start? No lawyers in my immediate family. Kids include a doctor, a Wall Street trader, and a computer programmer.

Bitcoin purchased from the proceeds of equity sales were "accretive dilution" and those pairings have no dividends to pay. Bitcoin bought from the proceeds of yield obligations sold are leveraged purchases and profits from the appreciation in BTC should be harvested to pay divi

So that's why his students didn't like him?! I thought it was just because he was so cratic.