sick of saying “shit i forgot my mask” feel like fucking batman

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

This is actually terrifying.

The Ick

Aw shit happens fuck up a bit

Merry Christmas troops from the courts

me: *hits my elbow on the table* my entire hand:

An utter rat

Beef stew?

Is it just me who turns all my notifications off on my phone because I like to open my apps and get a surprise

Just sing it

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Stuck this up 5 years ago and it applies now more than ever. Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is Foxy and i’m here for you

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

When it's 6am on a sesh and you're sat on floor waiting for your turn to speak

We’ve got McGinn