People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

lost my dad over the weekend and this thought is the only thing that's keeping me going

Writing *your own kid’s obituary* with ChatGPT is hitting me in the gut. Just pawning off our most deeply human moments to an unthinking, unfeeling machine.

I get how easy it is to see this and think it’s good but a technology that offers new and increasingly seductive ways of not thinking, not managing your own attention, not engaging with any reality you can’t control, not reckoning with human finitude, is extremely bad

Going to Denny’s and ordering the Annihilation breakfast

what is there even to say about “alligator alcatraz,” “big beautiful bill,” other cutesy appellations for gleeful cruelty beyond the obvious: spiritually repugnant, somehow made even more obscene by how fucking tacky it all is

Pro tip: you can basically travel the world by using google maps.

PLEASE.

Yeah man because capitalism is an endless cycle of "free until it's not"

It’s amazing how this country claims to have zero money for helping people but endless money for hurting people.

This is the biggest risk we face right now:

The fun thing about Americans is that they will take examples like this to advocate for some batshit insane, backwards idea that women shouldn’t work, rather than just implementing maternity leave like every other civilized nation on earth.

You need to read to your kids. They need to know the joys of reading. People think this isn't a huge deal but I'm serious: you don't want to live in a world where no one reads. There's a reason all the great dystopian novels involve a world without books.

Gonna add this to my intellectual property lecture and offer students extra credit for hypothetical branding of a Hoggly Woggly franchise

cannot get this image of a mom running to the school after the shooting yesterday out of my head

I absolutely love this trend—my humble contribution: Today I walked/ran six miles and made steak for dinner

this lined up ridiculously well, im astonished

May your timelines continue to be blessed with glimpses of everyone’s adventures! Thanks to rly cool girl for continuing to inspire, today I ran 4 miles at a city park and made spaghetti

I’m so tired of bad people getting away with doing bad things.

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one