This is objectively the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me.

This is what was on instead of Jimmy Kimmel tonight. Survey says: ❌❌❌

Make America France Again

I love this woman’s attitude. Recognizing the absurdity of her situation, but somehow finding some whimsy in it. The eye contact with the camera and the thumbs up at the end seal the deal. She’s quality people, 10/10 no notes NBC4 Washington Darcy Spencer Washingtonian Problems

Riding in the Washington Capitals Stanley Cup parade for work, and somehow this one photo by NBC4 Washington caught me dead center, somehow looking straight at the camera, with my arms crossed, badass-style. I had no clue the photo ever happened until I saw it on their website.

Only one guy in DC truly needs marble armrests. His name is Abe.

I randomly woke up in the middle of the night the other night thinking “Since I share a name with a historic baseball player, there’s probably video of a US President saying his/my name” Sure enough, this is the result (and no, it’s not AI)

The Super Bowl went nearly 30 minutes without anyone breaking the rules Maybe the White House should try that sometime…

Now we need a second plaque stating that on today’s date, the bastards finally installed the first plaque

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