No.

Cleveland, you’ve had my back and now I’m ready to pay it forward. This one is for you. 🧡 The Players’ Tribune theplayerstribune.com/nick-chubb-nfl…

The Guardians have stranded more people in this series than a Trump rally

INJECT THE HAMMY CALL INTO MY VEINS !!!

ARod: “The Yankees have an easy road to the World Series” Cleveland:

I hate that this has to exist, but here we are.

At 17.11, Joey Logano officially has the worst Avg Finish of a NASCAR Cup Series Champion... ever

Guilty.

boyfriEND. girlfriEND. they all end with END. you know what doesn’t end? road construction in the Midwest

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

i've lived long enough to see Subway outlive its purpose. five dollar footlongs are like $15 now. you're not going to sell me on giant cookies, pizzas, soups, salad bowls. i'm here for one thing and it's the cheap sub i got in 2008. if you don't have it, then what's the point?

Ill take my chances in the Silverado.

Turns out you can’t buy Wisconsin.

bats eat mosquitoes. they are friends. stop screaming, they don't want your blood or your drama

Hello darkness my old friend

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

As you get older, it's amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you...

“Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry are so innovative. And you definitely do not have a small penis.”