seems like nobody is actually my friend

one time i saw somebody say that u shouldn’t feel insecure about your physical appearance because “your existence means there was a long line of people who fell in love with somebody who looks just like you” and that changed my life forever and i think everybody should hear that

THE GRINCH DIDN’T STAND A CHANCE😭

Sitting in the corner booth of an Applebees on 1 dollar margarita night

it’s been 2 decades and i have yet to see a smoother transition

pound for pound, the greatest meme of all-time. been laughing at it for a decade, plan to for the next several.

this would go so hard on someone with a tooth gap

Don’t let us have to wait in line somewhere 😭😭

this shit is too funny 😭😭😭😭

New trailer for ‘HAVOC’, a new action-thriller from ‘The Raid’ director Gareth Evans & starring Tom Hardy. Releasing April 25 on Netflix.

Gonna try this with zero practice at the next wedding I go to

Fries don’t even come with burgers anymore and we supposed to be ok with this ?

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

Incredible work

Tik Tok be having me CRYING.