Once Noone starts liking you, you have no option but to go for that sh!t called "self love"

When you are doing that job for m*ney but deep down you sha@me it .. はうはう everyone I follow back

Me looking at my last 50bugs that was part of my lobola plans

Kungoshaya Mari nekushata mbijana watove candidate yehu"besty

When she gets married but you had been keeping an eye on her

Our ss can produce all 3 states of matter

When her in laws calls you for a meeting at their homes, n you remember having raw s€x with her 4 weeks ago

When they tell you about muface wako akulinker vanhu mabasa but you know kodiwa bepa rausina