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Joseph Kenney

@josephk1980

I’m on X because everyone else is, *and you kinda have to be to be relevant... plus Elon made it fun again

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A million seconds ago was 11 days ago. A billion seconds ago was 31 years ago. A trillion seconds ago was 31,700 years ago. Now ask yourself why people treat million, billion, and trillion like they’re the same thing. They’re not even remotely close.

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The Overton Window has shifted so far left that John Fetterman is now the voice of reason — getting labeled a conservative. When yesterday’s progressive becomes today’s moderate, it’s not the man who moved… it’s the axis. #Hoodie4life #FettermanDasantis2028 #ValentinesDay

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Happy Valentine’s Day to all *and to everyone not getting any V or D today… respectfully, let’s remove those letters. Happy Alentines Ay. May your ROI be higher than your romance and your chocolate 50% off tomorrow — just in time for “strategic re-deployment Sunday.”

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Now it makes sense. Tesla had my Cybertruck for 517 days… apparently it was busy joining the compute cluster. Finally home after 17 months and about $50k in Tesla-generated depreciation. Truck #77 of the first 100. Early access apparently meant early warranty work too.

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Ordered Walmart+ delivery… got groceries PLUS someone else’s trash Complete with an empty pack of 🚬 Marlboro Reds an EASTER miracle Thank you Walmart for enrolling me in waste management too♻️ #Walmart #WalmartPlus #Fail #HappyEaster #Trash

Ordered Walmart+ delivery…
got groceries PLUS someone else’s trash

Complete with an empty pack of 🚬 Marlboro Reds  an EASTER miracle 

Thank you <a href="/Walmart/">Walmart</a> for enrolling me in waste management too♻️

#Walmart #WalmartPlus #Fail #HappyEaster #Trash