My five (5) favourite moments in history: Haitian Revolution 🇭🇹 Vietnam War 🇻🇳 World War 2 🇪🇺 Roman Empire 🇮🇹 The Max Headroom Incident 📺

Dear Fish Oil tablet companies, I’m enjoying the challenge of swallowing your product. Last night I spit up on the kitchen floor. After taking your product I look like a python that’s eaten a goat that got too close to a watering hole. Make them even bigger! Thanks, Joseph

Richardson had an incredible career. On, and especially off, the court. Do yourself a favour and look into it.

Michael Jordan was a better player than LeBron James, but I’m happy to have the conversation and there’s some good arguments from the other side. But, WOW… there is some SERIOUS hate for LeBron James out there in the world. Some people really hate his game and him as a person.

Podcasting is killing Comedy and Comedy is killing Podcasting.

Everything is for the camera now 📷

I’ve started growing in a moustache

The ‘collapse’ of NIKE is the most fascinating touch point of our times. COVID + a pen pusher CEO + Trump’s tariffs + jumping the gun on online shopping + little innovation + spokesperson mistrust + softening an established hardened image. Watch the space.

Home Alone 1 & 2 cost $46 million They grossed $840 million #HomeAlone #MerryChristmas

Biggest meat consumers: 1. Hong Kong 🇭🇰 2. Argentina 🇦🇷 3. USA 🇺🇸 4. Australia 🇦🇺

Twitter content breakdown: 60% fight videos 25% death videos 15% LeBron James hate

56, 16, 15 on 71% … How are these stat lines even possible? #Jokic #NBA

People are interested in Chevy Chase. His autobiography, detailing almost the exact stuff in the recent documentary, came out back in 2007.

Interesting player. Great shot maker. Lousy defender. Diminutive in size - a modern day NBA no-no. Has long suffered in Atlanta. Could be a needle moving second star on another team.

Pauline Hanson makes $340,000 + expenses every year #auspol

I’m watching my first NBA game of the season: SA vs HOU - Wenbanyama doesn’t get enough touches (he’s a freak!) - the individual skill and athleticism of each player is incredible - first half defence by both teams is pedestrian - Durant is a lot slower, but super crafty #NBA

Wemby plans with a real chip on his shoulder. I like it.

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I can’t disagree with the outcomes of this idea 💡

The Australian Winter Olympic team look like the wealthy elite in a Nicholas Sparks movie - sipping white wine while they talk down about the working class.

During his arrest, the former Prince Andrew must have been sweating… but of course, we know he can’t - true story.