#USAElection2024

FUN FACT: Alot of you can kiss your upcoming annual bonuses goodbye because alot of companies will be using that money to stockpile inventory ahead of Trump imposing tariffs

my belly button isn’t your fidget toy

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Good morning

beanie weenie szn (I take compliments in the comments)

this is like the countdown of the submarine’s oxygen tank omg

I still have 76 unread messages

January friendsmas turned into a TikTok funeral

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Stop eating at Mexican restaurants if you out here screaming to deport them Ugly ass hoe

41% of all births in the US are covered by Medicaid. Overnight, Republicans are destroying healthcare for millions of Americans - and it isn’t just Trump. Republican majorities in the House and the Senate are backing this illegal sabotage. They are ALL in on it. Every one.

I can feel the depression escape my body with every sip of coffee

🧎🏻‍♂️haven’t recovered from watching All of us strangers

We getting Eiffel Towered by trade?!?

Elon Musk spent $277 million to elect Donald Trump President. Since Election Day, he has become $154 billion richer. Not a bad return on his investment.

Scheduling a meeting from 12 - 2pm on a friday is criminal

hey so actually you’re a bitch

probably getting folded in LA

“I wanna speak w the waiter that recommended this so i can beat her ass”