Taylor will be player of the week again.

After almost five years together, some embarrassment, and an ongoing fight… my man finally joined Team iPhone today 🤣 No more green bubbles 👏🏼

Pumped Up Kicks. Terrifying.

First night working in a bar again since pre-Covid. Everyone looks so young, and I feel extra old, even though these Gen Z kids are dancing like upper middle-class white parents at a corporate staff party 🫣

Day 1 of the time change, and the seasonal scaries are already hitting HARD.

We decided to finally watch Game of Thrones. We rarely have time off together, so it took us awhile to get through it, but yesterday we got to the final episode… I now understand everyone’s rage. THE FINALE WITH HORRIBLE WTF WAS THAT GARBAGE HOW DID THEY DO US DIRTY LIKE THAT

Hey Schedulicity! Our apps have been down for 30ish minutes! Any idea when a fix will be in place? Tried reaching out to support & just want to be proactive before the studio hits out power-hour rush! Thaaannnkkksss!

There’s a girl beside me at the gym, rawdoggin’ her cardio. No AirPods. No phone. No screen. No book. Psychopathic behaviour? Like… just doing cardio with your OWN THOUGHTS?!

Got my first “let’s circle back in the new year” email today 🎁

The back-and-forth Ohtani rumours are making me dizzy 😵‍💫

“hey mom tell us about twitter during ohtani watch”

Living with a sports journalist during #OhtaniWatch is pretty pretty pretty pretty good.

Being forced to put my phone down during #OhtaniWatch, but begging hubby to call me & report any news, while he’s on the clock as a sports journalist… Feeling rabid & manic.

“This whole situations brings new meaning to the term blue balls…” #OhtaniWatch

I hate everything #OhtaniWatch

My Uber driver had trap music on when I got in the car, and after looking me over in the rearview mirror, he immediately switched to a Taylor Swift playlist… Should I be offended?

Can anyone out there in Toronto retail land tell me where I can find a BEIS Mini Weekender Bag before noon on Monday?! There isn’t enough time to ship it, and your girl has checked all the Indigo locations here that carry Beis! Shay Mitchell SOS 🙏🏼

Let it be known that Thomas at the Bay & Bloor Indigo is an ICON 😤👏🏼 Bag secured.

Day party tomorrow & the dress code is “hot, sparkly, and extra” I kind of just want to wear a shirt that says “I’m out of the house & that’s as extra as I get” because the thought of shopping for sequins, feathers, or leather right now is making me anxious AF.

‘Tis the season to rewatch all the Harry Potter movies ❤️ (hahahaha who am I kidding I watch them monthly…)