Imagine holding immense bags of $GME and $LUNC, COULDN'T BE ME.

Finally, justice has been served for what the Niners did to the Lions.

Me and the homies making our way to the newly announced BBLC®(Big Booty Latina Convention.)

Aint nobody can tell me life even REMOTELY feels the same as it did back in 2016-2019. Something about this world is off...

Me, after fumbling the bag, yet still sliding into the big titty goth girl's DMs.

They hated him, because he told the truth.

Rest in peace, Peanut...

First round exit in fantasy got me like. Better luck next year.

"Why yes, I am a Detroit Lions fan, how could you tell?"

Absolutely incredible season from the Lions, but man is this loss gonna sting for a long time...

Ayy yoo, FUCK daylight savings.

Imagine being a grown adult, and vandalizing another person's property, PURELY BECAUSE you disagree with who they align with...

Happy birthday BΞTONI. my guy MY GUY.

Getting clapped in fantasy, AND your NFL team getting BTFO. Truly a fate worse than death.

"Get in, loser. We're going fumbling." Lions suck ass again, what a time to be alive.

Simple as...

FUCK Daylight Savings Time.