*Looks at a galaxy.* "Ooo that one's new. *Sighs* Next time."

"Oh the things I do for Dragon Kind."

"All this shape-shifting is wearing me out, I wonder . . " *Shrinks form* "Ah, much better."

*Swoops down on Erebor*

"Knock knock."

*Curls up to sleep on Erebor's peak*

"I miss the times when squirrels were all over my TL and not drama."

Thor getting his butt kicked by Odin. #OhNoes! #DaddyDearest #HappensAllTheTime #GoogleIt

"Norse Mythology: This photo broke my eyes. I'm going to bed. " "Today is a good day to laugh my ass off."

Loki ♥ Balder

"Sometimes I look at the world and wonder if the gods could really be so cruel. Then I remember Medusa. So yes X10"

"Norse Mythology: I'm probably going to Hel for making this one. #Thor #Loki #Horse #Love " "My Dad everyone."

"Is Smaug here? See I still have his star. . ."

"Hmm. . .Maybe I could visit King Thranduil whilst in this form . ."

*flies around above Middle Earth*

"That's strange, usually I have to try to incite mass panic. Dragons must not be popular here... "

"Can I wipe that perverted America off of Midgard yet?"

#SCOTUS says courts can't "tell plaintiffs their beliefs are flawed." I believe speed limits don't apply to heathens. thenation.com/blog/180509-su…