One of my favorite recent things is brushing pretzel and then telling her look how pretty you are… because she’s not really a fan of being brushed but she gets super happy when I hype her up and tell her she’s pretty. It’s our daily routine now positive affirmations FTW!

I wonder if I can wear my hell hath no fury (bitter southerner abortion rights shirt) to the polls on Tuesday.

Folks near Mobile, Alabama: does anyone have access to a wheelchair accessible van to take someone to vote? Please DM me if so.

Why does my district have 18 republicans running unopposed I feel like that’s shit a lot of them were judges but like there isn’t anyone out there to take Twinkles sorry ass on?

Btw if y’all don’t think men don’t tell their wives how to vote I personally saw a man looking over his wife’s shoulder and pointing out where she needed to mark today in AL. Either she couldn’t read or he was making absolutely certain who she voted for. 🤷‍♀️ it happens y’all

There are a surprising number of women from AL on here that have voted for Harris/Walz popping up in my for you tab. Didn’t expect to see that but it makes me happy to know I’m not alone here.

I’m going to get pizza I started analyzing suburbs reporting data like I have any idea wtf is going on and honestly I’m too anxious for that shit.

Sounds great for the economy

OMG i just saw a cyber truck or whatever the fuck it’s called in real life. And people pay money for that? It’s so fucking ugly… like so so so ugly.

This man has selected a Fox News host as secretary of defense. What is going on.

Maybe not wanting to go on anxiety medication at my last appointment with my psychiatrist was a mistake… perhaps a mood stabilizer will be necessary to get through the next 4 years.

Mee-Maws prison. That’s what the name should be.

What in the fuck is up with the senators punching people after every whistle… like is this a maturity issue a leadership issue?? They’re more focused on starting shit than they are on playing hockey…