Happy Friday to everyone except the GP who examined my stomach with her hands 3 weeks before a gave birth and told me I was constipated

im glad i lost the friends i did.

Hahaha im isolating in my room with covid and matthews the only one in the house so i hadty ft him to get my breakfast and go through it step by step. Look at his concentration face 🤣🤣🤣

i was not born to work, i was born to be one of those people you see drinking wine in a restaurant at 12pm on a monday

just saw a tiktok that said “your 20’s are not your prime, they’re your primer” and now I feel so at peace

Nah my pals had to buy ear plugs for when I stay at her house because apparently all I do is bloody snore 🤣 fake news x

Winter is for wee nights away at a lodge with a hot tub with ur man over this onit fiasco

Canny believe Courtney Doyle went home on Christmas Eve mwi :)) and turned the oven off and fucked the Christmas dinner x

People are trying to take what molly mae has said way out of context, she donates her money to charities & helps the less privileged, constantly states how lucky she is and appreciates it. She’s used a poor choice of words!! & u don’t need a hard upbringing to deserve success👍🏽

How did they lie about sex trafficking. I’m shocked beyond belief wow

do you ever wish you could un-meet people and forget their existence

Tweeting this because I need it on my timeline, forever. 🥊

Wish I could re meet some cunts so I could run an absolute mile x