I can’t date until the curse is lifted

yikes! unfollowing now. loved her workout show. did not know she was ageist

oh so NOW you’re learning mandarin

*furiously checks bag to make sure all the food i ordered is there before pulling away* mcdonalds employee:

stand up straight, you’re in the presence of an AMC A-List member

This being the only LG7 update we have recently has me laughing my ass off

This tweet is so… imagine reading this sentence just a couple months ago when disease dropped and us thinking we’d have an album title and preorder in January but instead we have security footage of Gaga in Burger King debunking rumors of climbing a mountain

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive

“Hola tía, bien y usted?”

tiktok banned, rednote down, trump bout to be in office, gracie abrams. CAN LIFE GET ANY WORSEEEE

😭😭💔💔

This is an insane update from TikTok

when the world needed her most, she vanished.

‘thank you trump’ trending oh my god YOU’RE ALL SO STUPID