I never knew we had so many Whales in Iowa. I have seen at least 5 in every hallway today… 🐳🐋 #beachedwhales #ihatefathoes

Mid morning burritos anyone?

Wait so if I was born with a weiner and I still have my weiner, what am I? Cuz there is no way in hell I am letting anyone call me a cisgender male or whatever that shi say

Heard a rumor about some ding dong ditching going on in town tonight? Anyone got details?

What if I do hate women?

We have a soccer team?

Darn Kids back at it again

She sold the bag. Gym motivation 📈

I need a Gym playlist y’all

I heard a rumor that Juantari falapantana III is the captain of our E-sports team. #loser #gotouchgrass

Barbell bench is the most overrated lift oat.

Why do I always get the biggest boners during class? Like you silly willy, I can’t play right now I’m in English. #realmanproblems #englishgetsmehorny

I ate right before leg day, this might not end well.

If ur not ordering a rare steak, are you even a man? #realmeneatraresteak #prom

Y’all ever had to give ur dishwasher ibuprofen?

In what world should women be able to drive. I have never in my life seen a road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Happy Pride Month!!! Gonna start identifying as an autistic dinosaur. “Rawr”

I think I felt the ground shake!