im never sober, i don’t have friends

sometimes when im in the restroom in public places i take on a different accent, when someone knocks on the door to hide from shame

type of shit i be liking now that likes on here are private

4 years ago today, we lost Drakeo The Ruler 🕊️

wiped my ass with a cool mint dude wipe and got a quarter chub from the tingling sensation

merry christmas eve, January 23rd pls save this date

💜🖤JORDYPURP🖤💜 YUHHH! finally twin! 2026 the year of jordy 🙂‍↕️

someone who favorites this tweet if i don’t drop by february of 2026 i’ll pick someone to get $1000. hold me accountable thank you

happy 202026 ::3

me: boy my instagram is surely getting less engagement instagram:

apparently posting this is bullying on instagram which is unbelievable

i’d get less restrictions posting my cock and balls on twitter than i would posting anything on instagram, this may be the superior app

sometimes i try and be normal and not tweet my every thought then i remember that nothing matters and i could die at any point in time and to yap is to be free

2026 the year we don’t take our medication and live FREE!!!

this is literally me

i have a friend that spells “homemade” as “homeade” in text messages and says it that way out loud and i think their idiocy is so entertaining that i never plan on correcting them

Jacob Not A Fake Account Ignorant bitch..

ok…

hi guys

they should make it to where breakfast is served all day places again eating breakfast before 10:30 is weird