our tax dollars is being used so the NYPD can do photoshoots

ur one crash out away from ur best lock in

while true, my doctor did NOT have to clock me like this

When I say I have that dog in me— This is the dog I mean

A man indicted for bribery, wire fraud, conspiracy and solicitation of contributions by a foreign national and Luigi Mangione

Luigi's lawyer is explicitly calling out Eric Adams being at the perp walk. Incredible stuff.

Coincidentally, 1-6 is also his favorite holiday

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

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rare photo of the millennial hand heart and the gen z hand heart coexisting peacefully

that's cause it's the same guy in both pictures

William Henry Harrison rn

this is my superbowl

trump banning tik tok then bringing it back so he’s liked again

They shut the app off for a night to do a Trump ad😭😭😭

absolutely fucking crazy choice of words i feel like i’m going insane