Some pupusas would hit rn

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20k$ cash

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow meow you're so real bro

men will be like “Wtf are you even watching” then watch 3 seasons of it with it you

daylight savings tomorrow

Me after saying goodbye to that stray cat i met 5mins ago

looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of just to make sure it didn’t randomly change or that i made some bullshit up

When I think I overslept until sunrise because of daytime savings but it’s just a nuclear bomb

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season

i know you fuckin lyin

Going to sleep knowing I’m waking up to a Spider-Man trailer tomorrow #SpiderMan

Nah Spider-Man trailer got me hyped I just tried to swing off my door