LMAO

did this voicemail transcription seriously just write out "one second" as "12nd"??

Do these people actually believe that a bunch of Iranian-American lawyers and dentists from Santa Monica and Westwood are going to pull off a successful version of the Bay of Pigs?

Fuck I forgot that there is a scene where Luke Skywalker's GHOST catches the REBUILT Anakin Skywalker Saber and says "I should not have thrown this saber over my shoulder in The Last Jedi" at the camera. I may have been too hasty with my judgement.

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dis gus ting

What a beautiful thing. TMZ is how these people deserve to get covered. Not with the weepy piety of hill reporters who all have politicians in their profile pictures but sicko, unhinged papparazzi who believe in nothing.

FLAT EARTH-CHAN!!!!

the fact that astronauts in space still have to deal with microsoft office products feels unfair. like you’re in space. that’s an earth problem

FINE, LIVE IN THE BATHROOM, SEE IF I CARE

Kurt Schlichter Right then. Let me explain something very slowly, because it appears some basic logic has gone missing somewhere over the Atlantic. No serious nation in the history of warfare has spent fourteen months insulting its allies, threatening to annex their territory, siding with their

lol at what point is everyone gonna be honest about the frontal lobe development thing. if at 24 you’re stupid enough to believe liking a villain will make you support bad people in real life, you are still that same idiot at 25. you are old enough at both ages to know better

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

i say this and i AM talking about gul dukat, what now?

It doesn’t feel real that Israel has been allowed to take things to this point. How have they been allowed to endlessly bomb, invade, murder, torture, steal? How has nobody stopped this? It’s so sickening, it’s a nightmare

Hm maybe arresting, stripping degrees, and expelling college protestors for protesting genocide makes students wary of protesting on campus. Maybe there will be some self reflection from the dems here

“My problem is not with Jews,” he said brownly, stretching his hands out, presumably in the direction of Mecca. I gathered my courage and timidly asked if Israel had a right to exist as a Jewish state. His eyes, dark as crude oil, narrowed, Jafar-like, and an Islamic grin spr