me when i check my friend’s locations and they ain’t where they supposed to be

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when I say I gotta skedaddle

Ferb got the baddest bitch on the show because he knew when to shut the fuck up

that’s Ed Sheeran

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me because I can’t control my face when I’m irritated

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me

Don’t fucking talk to him like that

please don’t argue with me because the only difference between me & a psych ward patient is i’m at home

i need so much money omg

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

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me buying something i didn’t need because i had a bad day

that fuckass dance he did everytime he pranked someone will forever take me out😭