accidentally ordering an “alcohol spritz” from the bar then immediately pretending to get a phone call from the president

300 million dollars vs the power of friendship

Celtics win

That wasn’t even close to being fair? #Royals

In America, if you watch an episode of the Mandalorian, they get to kill your wife

ESPN fired 99% of their employees in order to give us “Just trust me on that” bets, with no odds mentioned, that weren’t even available at ESPN’s own sportsbook.

Nigga fit so horrible they said this is clearly the work of the Illuminati

New York Yankees this is the AL Central and you are under arrest Come out slowly with your hands raised

There Is Mesh Everywhere For Those With The Eyes To See

*Mahomes is 6-0 despite being down several key offensive pieces* *Lamar having a career year* Justin Herbert subplot:

i supported joel embiid even when i thought that he beat that reporter unprovoked

I honestly don't believe there is any officiating conspiracy that favors any team or any player. Officiating just randomly sucks sometimes.

Just broke my tech deck and my girl only gets paid biweekly

“What do you think? Late 1st? Early 2nd?” Agent:

Do you guys even like football man

Video Footage of the incident.....

Yes my two sons are hopelessly addicted IPad kids, but we only allow all-22 and NFL plus. You’re kid is disassociating to cocomelon and mine is diagnosing a hidden quarters coverage, they’re not the same.

Rodgers walked them down in 60 seconds flat with no timeouts throwing to MVS and Adam Thielen