This is the *worst* sort of advertising. Whoever wrote this 100% still rewrites their twitter bio on a weekly basis and checks who follows them.

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Does anyone really like tomatoes in sandwiches? Like really?

Classic Good Morning Britain moment today. Someone arguing about banning building more conservatories whilst streaming live from her own conservatory. Either amazing producing or just a guest with huge lack of self-awareness.

I have something to say about the garlic press. It’s inefficient, wasteful and a ballache to clean up. Creates more mess and trouble than it saves under the guise of being quicker and easier. It’s duplicitous and it’s been getting away with it for too long.

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque

Who’s hitting up a BIKE RAVE with me in 2023?!

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.Bose this is an advert waiting to happen.

Does anyone else have an irrational hate of the question "How was your weekend?"

If you like the infamous EELS and want to see them at the Roundhouse on 27/03 (tomorrow) then let me know as i have a spare ticket. It deserves a good home, as they are an excellent band. Can meet outside the venue or send ticket.

In 2006, Big Brother winner Brian Bennett won £100,000 in Series 7. It feels a bit of a cheap prize to be giving the same amount away 17 years later. In contrast, Magic Radio are giving away 100k on Monday to a random text winner. Inflation alone should be at least £175k in 2023.

You have to be a very out-of-touch social media manager to think now is a good time for your brand to post GIFs

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I like watching the traitors because i can imagine those few colleagues who think they're the cleverest people in the room at work, talk the loudest, and are convinced of their own abilities... constantly get their guy reaction wrong. Don't listen to those people at work tomorrow