Bishop Sycamore when they find out Cam Newton needs a team. (Josiah Johnson)

#NotTheOnion Teen girls are developing tics from TikTok. The Wall Street Journal x.com/i/events/14501…

I always love it when people say 'baby steps!' to imply they're being tentative, when actually baby steps are a great unbalanced, wholehearted, enthusiastic lurch into the unknown.

BREAKING: THE FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES NAME TO PRINTA

This article basically describes Commonstock but no mention of it! Easy edit for Harry Robertson CC @DavidMcDoughnut markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/so…

Amanda Knox's husband looks like Jay Cutler in disguise. Jay Cutler Amanda Knox intouchweekly.com/posts/who-is-a…

Holiday Parties are either epic or depressing when you're self-employed.

Leaked Pic of the DOJ posing with the $3.6B Bitcoin bust

Why I am bullish on the Algorand Technologies NFT ecosystem - a thread 🧵

Been super impressed with #streaming #thursdaynightfootball - smooth ui, no delays or drops, with major potential for ad targeting… but Amazon data team needs some help. This cross-body side-arm throw between 2 defenders on the run was NOT 84% probability.

What's the latest you can say "Happy New Year" in a work email?

Jacquard looms replaced expert needleworkers in the early 1800s, and no one is talking about that. #AI

My #Marketing motto: Predictable Repeatable Scalable Defensible

Most of my Internet of Things devices are now I own This?! devices

for all us fahrenheiters... 1.5°C = 34.7°F 🌡️

Everyone's job description after GPT-5

Just me or is #XfinityStream getting crushed today with first real day of college football?

I’m getting up at 6am PT to watch #klemmer sleeping at 9am ET

Go beyond chat. Maximize production. AIP in action.

The crypto landscape has been radically reshaped in the past month: • SAB 121 rescinded. • Ross Ulbricht freed. • Larry Fink $BTC to $500-700K. • Trump launches meme coin. • In-Kind replacing cash create likely. • Gensler gone; crypto enforcement reassigned. •