Olympic diving should have a splash contest event!

The start of Olympic swimming has been delayed today as they still need 3 more timers to volunteer.

Heartbreak for one of the favorites for gold in the men's 200 meter freestyle: He missed his event while in line for a hot dog at the concession stand. Didn't realize his event was up.

If you don't eat enough carbs, would you be considered carbodehydrated?

The duality of man

In Europe, pound cake is known as kilogram cake.

So milk chocolate is chocolate with milk in it, obviously. Now what if, hear me out, instead of adding milk to chocolate, you added CHOCOLATE MILK to it?! What if you made milk chocolate with chocolate milk?! You'd have chocolate milk chocolate!!

I always wanted to be an optometrist but I just never had the focus

I always wanted to be a butcher but I just couldn't cut it

My former career as a geologist was always rocky

On the first lunar landing astronauts set up a bee hive but after all the bees died they realized the honey moon period was over

Something about entomology always just bugged me

I always wanted to work in the coal mine but my family told me it was beneath me

I always wanted to be a chemical engineer at a bleach factory but I realized the work was too basic

Did you hear about the pumpkin that got attacked by a bull? It was gourd!!

I once wanted to become a funeral director but found it to be too much of an undertaking

A big regret of mine is not drinking coffee until I was 24. I feel like things would've been much easier.

The existence of Almond Joy implies the existence of Almond Sorrow

Quiet track, Hagerstown Speedway Jeff Gluck PA Speedweek

My girlfriend has started making her own cards and started selling them on Etsy! Her etsy is named in honor of our dog Lucy who passed away last week etsy.com/shop/lovealway…