Dawg I would start and finish my whole essay the same day it was due without some Ai shit y'all are cooked lmao

10-year old kid knocked on my door Offered to shovel my driveway for $20 I love encouraging young entrepreneurs So I hired him to shovel all 10 houses on my block Paid him $200. He was grinning ear-to-ear. Little does he know, every single house is already a client of my

In 2018 we had like 2 months to read The Great Gatsby The day it was due I asked my friend what it was about, bullshitted a 3 page essay in 20 minutes of homeroom, and turned it in 1st period for a B+ This generation would NEVER last in our era

It's crazy btchs refuse to go 50/50 with a man but end up going 100% a single mother😭

It's tough, but no show in my opinion had supporting characters like Sanford and Son. Aunt Esther, Grady, Rollo, Julio, Bubba, Woody, Ah Chew, and the two cops Hoppy and Smitty. I'm still a huge fan! RIP Demond.

Remember that Valentine’s Day is not her birthday so you deserved to get spoiled too 👍🏾 Leave stingy women alone in 2026

If we fuckin wit each other u can have yo freedom. Just stay solid & be honest .. that's all I ask

When she casually talks about some hoe shyt and confirms she won't be my wife

Bro thinks he’s smart😂….we understand his game

When the 10/10 likes my story but her highlights look a lil too expensive

Fat niggas really do keep them a bad bitch😂

Never Forget.

no more talking stages left in me. IDGAF if you didn’t eat

Please teach your sons that they don't have to tolerate bad treatment from a poorly raised girl to prove they're good men.

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

Dentist: “how's school going?” Also Dentist: (Right after asking)

My dad loves telling people he drives a $900,000 dollar vehicle and gets paid to travel. He’s a bus driver.

By the end of the season these 2 will have statues outside of Grady Memorial Hospital

Is it just me or is #paradise season 2 not hitting on nothing 🙄

Old Atlanta. ⭐️