Me making sure y’all play ‘Codeine Crazy’ at my funeral:

Tryna be all I can and I waste my time

Someone said she snorted a drumstick 👀😳

Imagine being a Vikings fan and having to cheer for Kirk Cousins 🤣😭

Ladies please be aware and take notes 🙏💯

The$e two painted the entire world Grey.

no one said Cancel this 🤔

Imagine seeing this in person holy shit😭😭

And he got injured on this play. Sorry ref should be fired

It took all this for the Eagles to lose and people saying “they got exposed” 😂 aight.

Eagles signing free-agent DT Ndamukong Suh to a one-year deal. (via Ian Rapoport)

Haason Reddick ended up having a better season than Micah Parsons More sacks on fewer pass rushes More sacks when it mattered (Since Nov he has 10.5 to 5.5 for Parsons) More forced fumbles/meaningful sacks Should be All-Pro over him #Eagles

I can’t take apartments anymore, wtf is my neighbors dog repeatedly barking for right now?

Jalen Hurts explains why he didn’t take Monday off. The dude really is 1 of 1 😤

Kyrie eating Rudy’s for the first time

me seeing aj brown, james bradberry, cj gardner johnson and haason reddick take the field against lions

I need to bring this to everyone's attention because it isn't being talked about enough. WE GOT ALL OF THESE IN UNDER A YEAR. THATS THE TWEET.