Throwback to this all-time greatest Hollywood award show speech in honor of the Oscars tonight Who else thinks Ricky Gervais should be hosting the Oscars tonight instead of Jimmy Kimmel?

why is no one answering my texts it’s probably because they’re all at a conference discussing my shortcomings

This little girl tried saving her friends by pulling a fire alarm when she heard the Nashville shooter coming. She was shot and killed. Her name was Evelyn Dieckhaus. HERO.

Today is STAR WARS day. The original film was probably Hollywood's biggest cultural phenomenon, and the making of story is a fascinating one. #StarWarsDay #MayThe4thBeWithYou A THREAD 1/37

don’t see this anymore. because of woke

how life feels after seeing ur fav artist in concert

first day of fall 🍂

quitting my job to focus on Halloween

new type of person just dropped

Having too much wine and replying “gorg!!!” to my former coworkers story of flowers in a vase. It doesn’t get much better than this

How does this help them play football

this would work on me

me when i watch an episode of spongebob

My Hero 🫶🏽

Charlie Kirk is dead. They’ll discuss the political ideology of the shooter. They’ll discuss who responded in good taste and in bad. They’ll discuss if video games or SSRIs are to blame. The only thing they won’t discuss is the obvious way to stop it from happening again.