Worst news of the week, probably.

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I'm going to fucking end it all. ON MY BIRTHDAY???

Just saw a woman on the train use chatGPT to write an “enthusiastic response” to someone’s review of her Homelander fan fiction.

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special):

life can be soooo beautiful when you have new episodes dropping of a little tv show you love each week . like oooo monday we have the white lotus and friday we have severance . you can’t kill yourself . it’s not allowed . what about your little tv shows

Saxophones are a night time instrument. They’re meant to be heard at 10 PM driving down the highway. Flutes, however, are for the daylight.

Insanely high at the park and I’m this close to stealing a slice of the pizza some parents brought for a little league game

Charlie and I always call this “cooking the baby in its mothers milk”

Citizen is getting kind of loose with what it considers newsworthy.

If Hollywood's refusal to make original movies anymore somehow brings back theatrical comedies then maybe it was all worth it.

My mom called me and my brother autistic today.