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Blake ™ (@neilnevins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i try to live my life so that when I die, they're not making documentaries about me where scientists are going "this was a stupid, stupid man" every time it cuts to a picture of me

demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

they should let me do a Final Destination comedy. guy keeps trying to kill himself but rube goldberg accidents keep saving his life. he can’t die until he figures out who’s supposed to die before him

Nick Pettigrew (@nick_pettigrew) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don’t want to live in a world where somebody drives a car into a crowd of people who just want to celebrate their football team. And I don’t want to live in a world where the police have to specify that person is white & British to stop hotels & mosques being firebombed.

ashok | ಅಶೋಕ್ 🇵🇸 (@broseph_stalin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everyone in the replies saying ‘you’re quick to point out he’s white.’ Yes, because if they didn’t, random black and brown people would be targeted up and down the country under the assumption he wasn’t.

Will // Sarcasm is best served cold (@colder_sarcasm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Reform voters OUTRAGED at how quickly details of the Liverpool suspect were released after demanding suspect details must be released more quickly.

(feat. Jools Evelyn) (@joolsevelyn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s cool now that whenever something close to a terrorist incident happens in this country, it will just become an immediate racial issue no matter who commits it. Mucho progressivo.

lesl!e (@le5b0b0mb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i'm not interested in this reboot, but i pray for the safety and protection of these kids. their lives are about to become very messy very fast, and i wish them the best of luck in the face of discrimination, adversity, and parasocial fanaticism from harry potter adults

VeryBritishProblems (@soverybritish) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A conversation I had with a waiter recently, about a cooked breakfast. “Excuse me, I’m sorry, I’ve just noticed my fried egg is missing” “Okay, so you’d like an extra egg?” “Yes, please. Well, actually, no, not an extra egg, just the missing egg” “Okay, so just one egg? Or two