i love it, and i think it’s necessary. some of y’all are actually disgusting

Once you start making money more than you used to make, you’ll find out that no amount of money is actually enough

Still available, hmu 👀.

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

your email finds me dazed and confused

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

Satin Ghost Blue M340i 🫣

M3

I hate when people give generic advice like "take it one day at a time" What else am I gonna do? Skip Tuesday? Can I?

I love saying “sounds good” at work and no sht sound good

Work from home is so unhinged, I just made a charcuterie board and poured myself a glass of wine. It’s 12pm

Maybe the best Realtor ad I have ever seen.

"men don't have any dreams" every man's dream:

Me and everyone who said they would be there for me

Principal: your child has been causing problems in school. Me: my child cause problems at home too do I ever call you? Principal

Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions