So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes

When people ask me what I miss most about life before quarantine:

I just want to get this straight, Rand Paul, who has been downplaying this virus for weeks and voted against giving Americans aid, is asymptomatic and can get a test immediately? But, my friends daughter in NY has 104 fever and a dry cough and they cannot get her tested anywhere.

Y’all, last night I saw and counted around 50 aircraft flying in formation. I live near the airport and have never seen anything quite like it. Are we about to be put on lockdown?

I wouldn’t even be mad if a shelter in place was ordered. I have to work in an office in close quarters with others in a cubicle and I do not feel safe.

I am dead. Vote for Bernie.

Just pulled into the parking lot at work and the amount of cars in the parking lot just hit me with a wave of anxiety.

Holy smokes y’all!!! I’ve been at work all day so I guess I missed it. Did trump really say we can stop social distancing in the next week? Someone needs to stop him now!!!

Trump wants to open up the nation by Easter because he clearly observes Christian holidays. For example, he gave up your grandparents for Lent.

😳

wow

Just saw that bernheim is closed. Any hiking trails open in Louisville metro area right now?

Looks like the Volvo is finally gonna be retired. Anyone have any experience using carmax or carvana? Not really sure where to look, it’s been so long since I have had to think about car shopping.

I will jump in front of a bus for Kentucky. Mitch McConnell will gladly throw Kentucky under that bus. Saying we need new leadership is a complete understatement.

Heartbreaking

RIP

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