idk man, she seemed a little mad to me

no this one totally is

I asked my bf's mom for salt to salt the water for the corn: she handed me a pink Himalayan salt grinder. They didn't even have a box of Kosher salt. Not even a full-size iodized/table salt. So yeah, this veg hate is bc people can't cook. SEASONING BASICS MAN.

I was attacked by a dumpster pigeon this morning. Full face of fucking bird.

this is just how i operate on AO3. the number of fandoms i've read fics in knowing next to nothing about them lol

Telling me to lower my voice is anti-Puerto Rican discrimination.

I'm fucking hangry, can't go to lunch until 1 bc my coworkers suck, and I also have no lunch money so I have to figure something out. Anyone who walks by my desk is going to feel a disturbance in the universe, such is my anger.

Treats if you work with me on Saturdays. Chocolate chip pecan zucchini bread, pineapple coconut muffins, lemon blueberry pound cake, and pecan streusel muffins. #baking

I'm so spoiler-averse that sometimes when something important is happening on page, I cover the bottom half of the page with my hand so my eyes don't accidentally skip ahead and ruin my surprise. So no, I do not peek at the last page lol

Off to celebrate with socialists. Bringing a plum galette and walnut chocolate chip zucchini bread. 🌹

The History of the Twentieth Century got my top spot. More in my #SpotifyWrapped. spotify.com/wrapped-share/…

fable.co/club/patroclus… Started a book club! #mlm romance and #spice

Started an mlm romance book club: Patroclus Was Not His Friend. It's on StoryGraph and Fable. Trying to see which gets more interest. #mlm #bookclub #Fable #Storygraph #lgbtqia

Lord of the White Hell by Ginn Hale for a fantasy option Giovanni’s Room for a classic And It Came to Pass for the feelings Gravity for the sexy spice and feels

Not sure most Americans will ever be ready for this discussion tbh.

🥲 the memories see me through the darkness

The funniest thing is that everyone seems to be operating under the assumption that they will have explosive diarrhea for the duration and need to buy all the toilet paper in the city

#Snowpocalypse