This insurrection is the first time I'm not seeing the news naively implore, "how can this happen!?" That's how serious this is.

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Black slang: Lit, flex, shook, etc. White slang: Adulting

Going to have another masked snow-shoveling party from tonight until ???

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What is making jam, if not preserving?

Hulu's Princess Di documentary is a masterclass in stand up. 80% of it is Prince Charles bombing and then Di doing mic drops.

The movie What Women Want, except they only wish to find a guy that isn't anti-semitic, and Mel is like oh no, women are so complicated

The US Left has an anarchist "problem" they will retcon with

Finally played Pathologic 2, what a goddamn masterpiece. Also, I somehow beat it without making a single panacea, that was something I was supposed to do in the game?

Weird that no other country in the world makes comedies

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Thankfully, Paul Dano can act his way out of a paper bag

Fundamentalist Christians are just jealous that aborted babies go to Superheaven

In case you were wondering what you looked like

Another day, another joke. Share this one if you can.

That’s what I love about these dating app girls, I keep getting older, they remain robots hungry for my social security number.