What possible interest would the US government have in keeping Epstein’s clients secret? Oh…

Everyone can have kids but not everyone can have a Fortnite skin

Shane Gillis nails it: immigration is serious policy, not content. If you have to make deportations into jokes and TikToks, you’re admitting you can’t defend what you’re doing on the merits. Serious governments don’t need punchlines.

Ok , This is for all Minnesotan's lol GET THE SNOW OFF THE TOP OF YOUR CAR BEFORE YOU GET ON THE ROAD! I'M ALREADY DODGING BLACK ICE NOW THE ICE FALLING FROM YOUR CAR ROOF ok bye ! 😂😂😂

IS THAT A IFUNNY WATERMARK

DOWN GOES BAMA!!

PJ gone is he does not stay

If George Washington were alive today he would scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

“The Venezuelan war refugees have to go somewhere”

Flashback: On January 6th, Marco Rubio compared Trump’s MAGA Capitol attack to the military coup of Cuba.

Amigo del cartel

Shout out to the CC club in the background

not remotely the point but why is there a tyrannosaurs in that driveway?

Timeline cleanse

Before I drink unpasteurized milk | like to heat it at 161 degrees for 15 seconds.

How will the killing of Renee Good impact the quarterback room

Not tweeting until Wolves Championship