sat in the ice bath too long. balls and shaft have disappeared

can’t fell neck at the moment

life has not felt real the past 6 days

woke up with pure rage this morning

matt eberfuck belongs in a mental hospital. hope you stub your toe

trying to quit nicotine and the internet decides only show zyn ads. damn shame

kate martin just waited for me to pull out of parking spot gods great.

slept for 2 hours last night and now about to play fortnite for the next 12. life is great

hate christmas break because my mother judges me for cracking a beer after any task i complete

if my dog could talk we would probably already have taken the world over

if sydney thomas is not under the christmas tree tomorrow morning 12/25/24 will be my last day

the drinking performance I’m about to put on today 😈

mood when i’m drinking ⬆️

haven’t had an social interaction with a woman since 2024. pain

fuck you if don’t like creed

Is it legal to drink and drive in a atv

Truck made it home, that’s a win

I could sit by the window and watch little Asian people run in the rain all day long

Do female dogs queef?

The SEC is such a sorry ass conference