Yo. DONT come meet characters in theme parks and ruin magic for children. They are real magical 🐸. I expect this from twat teens but you’re grown af and you’re old enough to be my dad. Act like it.

“Xbox 720 leaked” or “Sonic and Amy kissing naked”

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I officially don’t have to go back to the forbidden forest and couldn’t be happier 😭😭😭

If you depend on the shockwave hammer, just know you’re a bitch and it’s a cop out 🙄

Bruh I wanna go to Puerto Rico

Man y’all’s excuses on that shift swap page 😂😂

Who ever made the executive decision to block the 4th floor in the garage for peak, your mom’s a hoe

You know you’re exhausted when you drive home in silence after work

“Time to jet, time to pounce.” 🎤💈

Not Ramin Karimloo teasing a phantom come back 😭😭😭😭😭

The ride is literally closed for only two weeks

“It’s okay baby girl. I got you.” DUDE WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭❤️

I was texting my boss about something work related and at the end I said “thanks bb” on accident 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’d never thought it would “BEE” an issue on the hogsmeade stage but here we are 🥴

I still think about yellow Wendy’s.

Why is gas almost $4 again? 😭

Why is P!nk flying around in my backyard?

🥰🥰🥰🥰💍

Impatiently waiting for this epic announcement to drop.