how does one get a blue checkmark? Is this twitter? I'm not one to believe in status symbols. I hope you know that.

oh my god it's college football please help

LFG #RISKITALLTOWINITALL

I'm telling you...despite all the cliffhangers, despite Jane making me want to hang myself while jumping off a cliff at the same time, one day we're going to get married. And I can wait.

The REAL IZANAMI World Champion. Acknowledge her!

Can you believe the unsolicited photos I receive? I am being MOCKED. I am so SICK and tired of being cheated on, even though I know Jane is polygamous and I consented to that fact! It doesn't change the fact that I am HURT. (Not racist)

Also Buffalo -2 is a LOCK.

Screw you Rodgers! Stay away from Jane.

Pain.

I've had my tribulations and trials.