Just got fired from BBC Radio 5 Live. For the record - it was red sauce. Always.

No no no

Who’s getting ready for 🐍 💣 Saturday for all your birthdays stag doos and hen nights 👍😁🍾

Right or wrong I have no idea but something to think about it. If you woke up tomorrow to the news that this man had taken his own life would the same people hounding him and his family still tweet #BeKind - life is too short 🙏🏽

I’llI’ll was a great great day to meet you you via dailym.ai/ios mol.im/a/8407683

A ray of sunshine! The Queen makes her first official public appearance since lockdown as she views a socially-distanced and scaled down version of Trooping the Colour at Windsor Castle to mark her official birthday  via dailym.ai/ios mol.im/a/8407683

Hornchurch win 5-4 on penalties. Incredible, unbelievable. Wembley here we come.

I can’t believe it..... I’ve just witnessed a man get sent off by clearing the ball.... this has to stop..... THE GAMES GONE 🤬 #WHUCHE

#NowPlaying Something From Nothing by Foo Fighters on #Spotify Oliver Woodman open.spotify.com/track/5ilM3rmB…

It's the kids I feel sorry for!!

The real reason #Balotelli was subbed at half-time? vine.co/v/OhW90rBz5l7

Lucky fuckers@BinksMartin

Oi oi! @ukbanter Check out this banterous video from Jimmy Bullard he absolutely mullers Ray Parlour. ballst.co/JimmyShow #JimmyBullard

Listening to this on #Tunepics bit.ly/1juFXBR

Come on u gooners! #community shield