I’m a huge fan of whatever the heck this is

Bang-Bang Shrimp for me and Chislic for my husband 🩷

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

we are getting old….

I need a brightness button almost as often as I need the volume button.

Finding out Dylan Efron likes fantasy romance novels is… something 🥵😱

The fact that most of you will die in the same tax bracket you were born in but are ANGRY that the poorest of the poor MIGHT be given a piece of bread and that is somehow stealing from you is insane

Also this is how I found out Chicago is touring and I will be finding dates for that asap 🤩

OMG WHYYYY TF IS ANDY STILL ON THIS SHOW? I GENUINELY CANNOT GET BEHIND THIS. Danielle would’ve been next to go likely but would’ve given us a much better performance than Andy next week. Am I a bully? Maybe, I don’t know that I care. This is insanity.

I really hope there is an alt/emo version of the song TLOS based on the direction Taylor Swift was heading in the voice memos.

My trees and bushes are so confused. They’re putting buds on like it’s not the beginning of January?? We have a LOT of winter left guys don’t get too excited 😆

U funky mfer…delete this bro…please???