"The people have spoken and what they've said is mainly swear words aimed at the Tories" #GeneralElection2024

Starmer 🤝 Southgate Getting yelled at on twitter for ignoring the left wing.

out of office

Dubai is like being on holiday in a magazine; everything here is photoshopped.

this belongs in the crisis management hall of fame

Could Sarina Wegmann manage the England mens team for a bit now please 🙏 #Lionesses #Euro2025

Whoever that guy was who forged Trump’s name on the Epstein card in 1995 and patiently waited 30 years for a leak was a next-level strategist. It’s almost unbelievable.

they put the iphone on ozempic

You’re hiding Tylenol under the floorboards, are you not?

BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump's new $250M "ballroom" is nearing completion.

If Joe Biden talked about a stationary clip during a press conference he'd have been impeached before he left the podium.

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!

Congratulations, Coventry City! Welcome back to the Premier League 👏

CAN'T. CATCH. COV.

WINNERS.