All seriousness, the CFL just became NFL light. Hope everyone loves the "no lead changes are possible in the 3 min warning" game they made. #KneeKneeKnee

*chugs Tylenol*

For LarrEE. (Stolen from put it in drai )

Morley Scott 🇨🇦 Dave Campbell SECOND PIE OUTTA THE OVEN!!! MOP....JUSTIN RANKIN!!! #ELKS #GOELKS Edmonton Elks Dr. Viking Hat

*waits for more replay center hijinks*

Just the piece of garbage that gets kicked around. That's my worth.

You know. I was going to drop off a pie for Dave Campbell and Morley Scott 🇨🇦 for Christmas, but you're now on the list. Perfection. Cc: Joe 🇺🇦

I don't watch baseball, but fuck that was poetry. #BlueJays #WANTITALL

WHY AREN'T THEY USING CABLE CAMS!?!

ROUGE TO WIN! ROUGE TO WIN! #WANTITALL

Huh. Don't you have the money to simply buy the treatment?

Unfortunately, Die Hard won't be happening tonight for me. Mother in Law passed and everyone's gathering. I will take comfort in the "Hans Drop" another day. X - Ed Jay Morley Scott 🇨🇦

Just woke up. What did I miss?

Well. At least their government didn't murder a law abiding citizen in broad daylight yet today.

Maybe that's how they'll celebrate this afternoon.

Kudos to this Halifax newspaper for being the only N. American publication to have the guts to say this.

Eh. 50/50